So…hypothetically speaking…what if someone offered you a free ticket to the Britney Spears concert tonight?
And, just hypothetically, let’s say you accepted the offer, even though the last thing you’re familiar with Britney singing was from her days on the Disney channel?
And, what if you suddenly realized that the hypothetical group of girls you’re going with to this completely hypothetical concert were all girls in their early to mid twenties and that you’re going to be the “old” girl in the group?
Would you hypothetically have a panic attack because you just know you’re going to be the huge dork that doesn’t know any Britney songs and shows up looking like a grandma with her cardigan sweater and a cane in hand?
And, of course just being purely hypothetical, would you get on itunes yesterday to download all of the Britney songs that appeared to be the least bit popular and listen to them over and over again in an effort to be able to bob your head along with the beat and lip sinc the lyrics?
Just hypothetically, would you dash to the mall last night and scurry around to find a top to wear that will deceive everyone into thinking that you’re absolutely NOT 31?
Would you? Just hypothetically, of course…
If I was hypothetically faced with this situation, I would be über excited because I would have hypothetically read this show is supposed to be incredible! I would also be super excited just for a chance to have a girls’ night out on the town.
Oh, but did I mention this is all purely hypothetical?
Carolyn said,
April 2, 2009 @ 9:13 am
You’re 31?
I may need to reevaluate our friendship status….
I would defnitely go and enjoy myself! I wouldn’t be worried about fitting in with your concert group – the tweeners are the ones who will really make you feel old. ;)
Have fun!
jenny roby said,
April 2, 2009 @ 10:47 am
Are you kidding? I, hypothetically of course, would do all those things!!
Your Mother said,
April 2, 2009 @ 7:40 pm
Would I look silly in a tank top and push up bra? I do like hip-hop you know.
rkingsley said,
April 3, 2009 @ 8:19 am
That’s so awesome!!! As a friend who is only a few years your junior, I would totally turn-it-out for this opportunity. Tease the hair a bit, consider a hat ala pre-freak out Brittney and wear at least one metallic clothing item. I hope you hypothetically took some pictures!
Rhonda said,
April 5, 2009 @ 5:46 pm
So hypothetically was it great? Hope you had fun!